I’m not really a fan of Jay Leno, but this quote about the whole Cheney shooting incident was very, very good; kudos to his writers.
“What a nightmare I had last night. I dreamed I was at a Washington party and I had to choose between Dick Cheney taking me on a hunting trip or Ted Kennedy driving me home.” –Jay Leno
This came from a page with a list of jokes made about Cheney since back in the first term. It also links to a couple of great clips from The Daily Show on shooting: